26
Mar

Why Men Are Just Happier People

   Posted by: John   in Fun Stuff

  • Your last name stays put
  • The garage is all yours
  • Wrinkles add character
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves
  • Chocolate is just another snack
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth
  • You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky
  • Same work, better pay
  • You know stuff about tanks
  • A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
  • You can open all your own jars
  • Wedding dress – $5000; Tuxedo rental – $100
  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet
  • One mood, ALL the time
  • Phone conversations are over is 30 seconds flat
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
  • Everything on your face stays its original color
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
  • You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
  • You almost never have strap problems in public
  • You are unable to see the wrinkles in your clothes
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
  • You don’t have to shave below your neck
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
  • You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on Dec. 24 in 45 minutes
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